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Speed Limit Party

A small to medium sized social gathering where young adult Mormons get together to do bland, morally unambiguous activities such as Go Fish, crocheting, and (as the namesake suggests) driving the speed limit to the local soda jerk.
Katie invited me to hang out on Friday night, but it turned out to be a boring ass speed limit party. We made dirt cups and drank sparkling juice. I felt like I was in kindergarten again.
by Yoinky McSploinky May 14, 2025
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a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
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high-speed garbage

Garbage that is either created or moving at a fast pace. An internet service that claims it's the fastest in your area but includes data caps and hidden fees for using "too much" bandwidth.
A lot of fast food is actually just high-speed garbage. Whoa! Watch out! High-speed garbage! XFINITY Internet delivers the most reliable high-speed garbage and WiFi for all devices, all the time.
by Spookars May 8, 2018
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speed dick

A mostly triangular shaped penis drawn by a troll around the mouth of an OC or charicter or drawing on a collaberative drawing site.
Bro my drawing just got speed dicked! I'm going to speed dick this motherfucker!
by DickRick990 March 28, 2025
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speed leach

That driver who can't regulate their own speed so drives themselves up to the rear bumper of the car in front of them regardless of the speed until you pull over then they attach to the next car in line
This speed leach was following me through traffic for 20 miles 6 " off my bumper, then when I pulled over he pulled up on the bumper of the guy in front of me doing 30 mph!
by Mrfixit0623 May 12, 2016
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Speed

Speed (drug)- GOTTA GO FAST!! ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW!!!
I hate sonic so much but I have some speed so I guess I'm gonna have to use it.
by .Bwy. October 27, 2020
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Spiegel speed

A speed where you are almost in 1st gear but still in reverse, or just being very unproductive
Our employee moves at spiegel speed.
by blowinupshizz May 3, 2023
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