Red-Fuji

When your erect penis wakes you on a clear summer morning.

Like the majesty of Mt. Fuji on a clear summer morning, my throbbing Red-Fuji woke me from my slumber, just aching for a snowcap avalanche to erupt.

Visual example see: Katsushika Hokusai's Fuji in Clear Weather.

by robburrito, and dymebag dave June 11, 2009

Red Shirt

Walk on player to college team, on team, does not play in games for one year to save a year of eligibility.

Even though the red shirt running back is the better one, he doesn't play because he is a red shirt; if he plays he'll give up a year of eligibility.

by Diction Ary November 1, 2003

Big Red

A sexy hot lookin red head that's real busty. Some junk in the trunk too. Preferably 5'8 or over.

" WHOA, where you goin lookin so fine Big Red???"

by urban fashionista January 14, 2008

red snapper

After making sweet love to a woman who is currently mentrating, the man proceeds to remove the condom and snap it like a rubber band across the woman's face.

The red snapper administered by the man resulted in a swift kick in the nuts.

by red snapper pro May 27, 2004

a big red

To shit on someones car. After shitting, to proceed to rub doodoo around the car with ones own hand.

Last night I pulled a big red and shit on someones car.

by Mr. McFanny September 26, 2006

red sux

a term probably coined by fans of the new york yankees, who traditionally are haters of the boston red sox and decided to come up with an insulting term by changing the team name.

John (From Boston): Bawb, are you gonna pahk thuh kah in hahvuhd yahd?

Bob (From the Bronx): Naw, yoo stoopid Red Sux fan.

by terrell mateo June 7, 2003

red ape

when a woman spits on a mans fresh shaved ass and spanks both cheeks multiple times until you get a "red ape"

tina gave me a red ape cause i forgot to make her dinner

by splitdecisionboys June 15, 2016