by Onion Poptarts January 27, 2010
Get the Russian wrecking ballmug. An anecdote or fact someone tells to make him/herself look like he/she actually knows something. Comes from Star Trek TOS, in which Ensign Pavel Chekov says that basically everything is a "Russian inwention" and why, leading to Kirk, in one episode whilst Sulu is launching into a complicated anecdote about Siberia, to announce that "if he wanted a Russian history lesson, he would have brought Mr. Chekov along".
Me: Oh, look. Flowers.
You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-
Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.
You: (have just been owned)
You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-
Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.
You: (have just been owned)
by TribbleSpayClinic June 24, 2009
Get the Russian history lessonmug. An absolute beatdown session.
-A line is drawn in dirt
-Right foot of both men is placed on the line
-The men interlock hands over the line
-The first man to slap is decided by the flip of a coin
-They begin by slapping each other in the face
-Note: As hard as possible
-Victor of the bought is decided when the other man steps over the line, lets go of each others hands, or surrenders.
-Best two out of three is the winner
-A line is drawn in dirt
-Right foot of both men is placed on the line
-The men interlock hands over the line
-The first man to slap is decided by the flip of a coin
-They begin by slapping each other in the face
-Note: As hard as possible
-Victor of the bought is decided when the other man steps over the line, lets go of each others hands, or surrenders.
-Best two out of three is the winner
Jesus vs. Allah.
Go to page XVLI of the bible to see a real life example of a Russian Slap Fight between two great leaders.
Go to page XVLI of the bible to see a real life example of a Russian Slap Fight between two great leaders.
by Hugh Jass 2 December 14, 2010
Get the russian slap fightmug. Peter: "I have an appointment to Banish a White Russian from my Kremlin."
Nurse: "This is a sperm bank, you don't have to use the innuendo."
Peter: "Okay, where do I splooge?"
Nurse: "This is a sperm bank, you don't have to use the innuendo."
Peter: "Okay, where do I splooge?"
by Ozzmancometh70 July 11, 2009
Get the Banish a White Russianmug. Lining up shots of vodka on a treadmill then you and one friend have to drink as many shots as you can while another friend feeds more on the other side
Chris: yo I'm about to start the Russian conveyer belt!
Roger and Michael: lets go! Your ass could never put out enough shots in time!
Roger and Michael: lets go! Your ass could never put out enough shots in time!
by Misterbig May 20, 2014
Get the russian conveyer beltmug. The frothy lather created when a Russian gas cooker’s vaginal juices are mixed with man gravy, genital sweat a.k.a. Duck Butter and saliva, then laced with the odour of burned latex.
“Hey Denise, you should have seen the Russian Imperial Soap this gassie from St Petersburg left me with.”
by D. Slippington June 22, 2016
Get the Russian Imperial Soapmug. 
Get the Russian Civil Warmug.