Blumpkin Patch

Instead of going to pick out Pumpkins, you find someone on the Pumpkin Patch, and convince them to suck your cock while you take a shit on the ground. Around Halloween is the best time to have this very obsene event happen.

Hey Dawg! it's almost Halloween, do you wanna go to the Blumpkin Patch?

by OG FISHBONE January 14, 2010

cabbage patch

noun. "Chill out" zone in a dance club. Instantly recognisable as it commonly features humans in a vegetable- like state surrounded by clouds of smoke.

A: Where is Charlie?
B: Charle had too much to drink, you'll probably find him in the cabbage patch as he's not feeling too good.

by Ancharlavy May 13, 2005

pussy patch

A patch full of pussyyyy juicess on tha inside of the vigaina . these juices can be bright purple with yellow strips .

The example of a pussy patch is kinda like a blue waffle.

by Amber Graves November 6, 2011

Cabbage-patchy

Any living being with scrunched facial features much the same as a cabbage patch doll.

Man, Thomas, you sure look cabbage-patchy today with your cheekbones inside your eye-sockets.

by Mary Rottencrotch December 12, 2008

a perfect pitch

When you take a dump and go to wipe your arse and the paper comes away clean.

I took a shit yesterday and when i wiped the tp came up clean... I had thrown a perfect pitch!

by Fiddler234 January 6, 2017

patching

when a man starts becomes so pussy wiped his penis fully retracts and replaced with a patch of hair

nick: you heard what happened to dave?

joe: what?

nick:he started going through patching

joe: ouch

by edilla February 8, 2010

Running through the okra patch

Drinking all of the beers on the menu.

Tyler: let's go running through the okra patch!

Chris: I fucking hate you.

by chriscepticon June 18, 2016