penis buffer

1.thin strip of skin that seperates two peni when a female is engaged in double penetration.

Dude, if there wasn't this penis buffer between us I'd be gay.

by bob lopez January 7, 2006

redneck penis enlargement

a lift kit, usually used on rusty 4x4 ford trucks bearing excessive bondo and nascar stickers with a bed full of empty budweiser, mgd, or pabst blue ribbon cans. driven by rednecks often wearing hubcap size belt buckles and wranglers with a can of chewing tobacco(preferably copenhagen) in the back pocket.

bubba:hey biff, check out his redneck penis enlargement. it's 'bout gottabee 8 inches.
biff:if a had one like that i could clear them 38 inch mudders i got under my double wide.

by bigdirtysanchez October 15, 2004

Penis Sex

To insert your penis in someone else's penishole.

Your mom's ass pussy was too tight. So instead i had penis sex with her.

by John Kellis Fernando January 8, 2007

Ghost Penis

A ghost penis is an invisble penis you can't feel. Every female has one, you just can't see it. You can look behind it though.

Can I see your ghost penis?
Why its invisble.
But i can see whats behind it. (pick up)


Ross has a ghost penis and i saw it today!(insult)

i have a ghost penis and a vagina!

by louiseandberyl February 11, 2009

Penis Time

Any act involving a penis penetrating a female whether it be in the vagina, mouth, ass, or whatever kind of fucked up places your penis penetrates. Penis time, generally refers to one night stands, but can be used any time when describing your magical night to your friends or while tweeting about it at work or school.

Dood, i totally jus made penis time with that bitch! :D

by Bill Pill September 26, 2009

Penis licker

My brother

He's the biggest penis licker

by Rectum rocker May 15, 2009

Penis!

A game people in middle school play.

How To Play:
One Person says "Penis".
The next person has to say it louder.
It keeps going until someone gets it trouble.

It was fun... back in middle school, lol.

Greg: Penis
Zack: Penis!
Greg: Penis!!
Zack: PENIS!!!
Teacher: Silent Lunch!
Zack: Crap.
Greg: Aha! I win!

by some dude... September 24, 2004