OwO: Hey dude could I borrow a pen or something?
UwU: I don't have a pen on me, sorry.
OwO: But you've one in your nipple pocket!
UwU: Oh, right! I forgot about it since I couldn't see it. Here you go!
OwO: Thanks, UwU!
UwU: No problem mate!
UwU: I don't have a pen on me, sorry.
OwO: But you've one in your nipple pocket!
UwU: Oh, right! I forgot about it since I couldn't see it. Here you go!
OwO: Thanks, UwU!
UwU: No problem mate!
by trustworthy sources April 15, 2020
Things inside of your pants pockets that give the appearance that you are wider than you actually are (i.e. keys, chapstick, wallets).
"Jeremy, you look bigger for some reason."
"That's because I have pocket weight. This wallet is too big."
"Tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! Put your damn keys and cell in your purse."
"That's because I have pocket weight. This wallet is too big."
"Tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! Put your damn keys and cell in your purse."
by ViatheV June 21, 2011
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by Reaper Flame September 10, 2017
something that we like to go and hide in people's rooms just for fun. we don't know where it came from and what it's meant to be, it's just a black pocket.
by a hairball August 10, 2023