profitable pilfering

To steal things compulsively that you will not use at the moment, but as your collection grows, you will find them rather useful.

Profitable pilfering is Melia and Shaqueera's favorite past-time.

by MeliaCobain June 13, 2007

Swedish Pipe Wrench

when a man and a woman scissor, with the female inserting the penis into her vagina while grabing the penis with her thumb and forefinger and twisting in a anti-clockwise motion

fuck she brought me unstuck with the swedish pipe wrench

by the dirty sweed July 12, 2011

Indiana Pipeline

An alaska pipeline where the shit contains corn.

When someone has a corny shit on plastic wrap or cardboard, freezes it and uses it as a dildo.

She likes when I fuck her with an indiana pipeline because it feels ribbed.

by 976words December 19, 2011

Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze

An Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze is when a guy shits in a condom, freezes it, takes it out of the condom, uses it on a chick as a dildo and then showing it in her mouth.

Bro, why is Denise wearing brown lipstick?

She's not, that rascal Noah just gave her an Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze.

by Felix Torino November 2, 2019

alabama wind pipe

The act of taking a shit down you partners throat, and have her.. (or him) gasping for air, then clearing it by sticking an air compressor half way up his or herass. And completely obliterating the massive shit you just lodged in your partners throat.

Tyler: Hey bro last night was insane! I totally Alabama wind piped that slut, thanks for letting me borrow your dad's air compressor last night.
John: No problem man, just clean it before you return it.

by Nigger Gadget June 24, 2017

crack pipe

A small brass adapter {resembling a smoking device} used by Time Trial Cyclist and Triathletes to connect their pump head to their valve stem. Used for inflating disk wheels.

When it came time to prep for the race I had to borrow my neighbor's crack pipe, having lost mine.

by sideshow bub December 13, 2008

pipe dick

A condition to which the penis either can not sustain an erection for more then a minute or get one at all, induced by smoking to much on a glass pipe.

The other night my man was so high he got a bad case of pipe dick, we tried for hours but just couldn't get it happening, I was so upset!

by Die Jalony February 20, 2015