proper pimp

business pimp, like a have your hoes sign a contract.

Troye is proper pimp

by mufassa 123456 March 10, 2018

pimp you

when someone wants to buy you whatever you want

imma pimp you.

by yosugardaddy June 05, 2019

UrbDic Pimp

A person who does not have the balls to have a Urban Dictionary account and instead pressures Urban Dictionary contributors to define it’s crazy ass words.

Dudette : What the fuck is he saying?
Dude: He’s just some UrbDic Pimp, don’t mind him.

by AlabamaBaby March 21, 2021

Pimp Slap

1. (noun)
An action that consists of the slapping of a person for unknown or unfair reasons; Like how a pimp would do his hoe

See also: backhand and bitch slap

Derrick: Well I think you're wrong!
Rachel: Excuse me?
Derrick: You heard me! You're wro-- *is backhanded*
George: Oh shit! She just pimp slapped you!

by totallynotvain298 October 03, 2016

pimp the web

making money online, being your own boss by legally making cash online

i learned how to make money on amazon from pimptheweb.com now i totally pimp the web, i'm self employed

by 1800loco November 24, 2017

Pimp cup

The act of pouring liquid into someone's gaping asshole, then drinking sed liquid with a crazy straw out of the aforementioned asshole.

Ash wants to pimp cup Jaques, she wants to drink chocolate milk out of his asshole.

by Dragondaddy26 February 19, 2023

pimp a baby

Using a trusted person's baby or small child to claim as a qualifying child on your taxes to lower your tax due or get a money refund. The trusted person must not be required to (or will not) file taxes.

It's tax time and I need to find someone I can trust to a pimp a baby.

by Not a Philistine December 03, 2016