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Pumping out the Poison

The irrational need to masturbate when hungover.
I felt like complete shit but I was still pumping out the poison.
by All Bets Hedged October 19, 2021
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Post Pump clarity

That feeling of utter disgust after you just
busted out your last set and it’s time to put all the plates away. It gets worse the stronger you get due to the extra plates you need to put away. You basically realize
that screaming “LIGHT WEIGHT BABY”and “YEAH BUDDY LIGHT WEIGHT” comes at a horrible cost and you think you’ll never do it again yet you still do.
Post Pump clarity really hit Dylan hard after a heavy squat session he realized he had to put 10 plates away by him self while barely being able to walk after doing an unholy set
by Bigdaddylifts November 19, 2022
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One from the pump

To achieve a point of intoxication that if one were to consume another beverage, one would likely get alcohol poisoning and need to have his/her stomach pumped.

Being "one from the pump" can be characterized by blackouts, shitting one's undergarments, contracting an STD, and numerous bruises.
Rob:"Remember when you had a bath with Becky last night?"
Kev: "WTF! Becky is my cousin. You ain't serious?"
Rob: "Yeah man...you were like one from the pump."
by scoop88 December 6, 2009
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The Afghan Oil Pump

A sex position in which the lady is standing above the man with her legs open while the man thrusts upwards. The man then keep thrusting upwards until he ejaculates all over the place. Afterwords they both must hive five and say, "For Allah."
Guy 1: "Me and the missus were feeling very cultured last night"
Guy 2: "Why's that?"
Guy 1: "We did the Afghan Oil Pump"
Guy 2: "Ah, A man of culture"
by Mr.Sass May 19, 2020
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Commit Heart No Pump

Used by children as a way to say "commit suicide" while bypassing filters
by Commit Heart No Pump December 6, 2019
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Tank to pump Frank

A phrase used when an inexperienced driver doesn't know how to operate his apparatus, and can't flow water on a fire scene.
Nozzleman: "hoseline to engine, give us our water."
Pumper: "engine to hoseline, hold where you are I can't get this thing to flow any water!"
Seasoned officer: "Tank to pump Frank!"
by Uncle Iroh's war crimes April 17, 2022
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Full as a butchers pump

by Georgiadarcychardrew October 19, 2019
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