surface pro

An expression referring to a type of person who maintains an image or an implied level of professional skill, while not having a clue as to what the fuck they're supposed to be doing. Often has a truly vague job description and earns twice your paycheck or more.

Q: Shouldn't we run this by that guy who handles strategic corporate digital alliances or something?
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.

by Hansel San November 30, 2017

Beppiur Pro

a device invented by wafkee to add morivorpdo and ganbnfm

Woah did you hear about the Beppiur Pro?
wafkee: Your device has been hacket and you need repair

by jioqQwertgamhing22433 July 22, 2024

genji pro

Genji pro is a slang for Overwatch players that main Genji and say that they have skill, but in reality they suck as any other characters and only press the spacebar every 2 seconds. Mainly directed to white teens trying to be edgy. Also used for people that have no actuall skill in life.

Oliver: I main Genji. I have skill.
Kamil: Nigga u gay.
Oliver: I've been a Genji pro for 2 weeks
Kamil: Nigga u gayer than a furry convention.

by DaddyRoadhog March 25, 2017

PRO GAMER

Professional Gamer!!! U can’t deny it!! 😈

Me: Bro! I’m such a pro gamer!!!
Friend: You are, I wish I had them skills.

by ProCraft123 Gamer February 11, 2021

ABA PRO

When someone says aba pro it means that they often want to have sex with many indian women simultaneously.

Hey! Im an ABA PRO!

by anonymous January 26, 2024

pro-oatmeal

protein oatmeal, can also be mixed with, (protein, roids, creatine, hgh, glutamine, test boosters, and nitric oxide.)

me and the bros hit the gym early in the AM, before we went to get chicks. We ate our daily bowl of pro-oatmeal so we'd look super swoll.

by brolife July 13, 2011

pro-mochi

Term created by kpop fans to describe a fan that supports idols eating happily. Also to normalize the tummies and rolls in idols of both genders. Refers to fans that enjoy seeing idols eating without remorse and encourage them to not feel self-conscious about it.

Of course I'm pro-mochi! Baekhyun of EXO looks so healthy now that he's eating more.

Jimin of BTS looks healthier and happier as well, and I wish they could be like that forever.

by Twitter: IncompleteTrash October 2, 2017