emirates national school

ens is a school filled with lesbians and depressed snakes. if ur the class of ‘23 or/and after ur the most hated and most problematic.

person #1: what school do u go to?
person #2: oh i go to emirates national school
person #1: *ight imma head out*

by i live in my mom’s basement December 7, 2019

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National Blowjob Day

On every April 12, Girls and Boys(we accept all sexualities) are able to blow the fuck out any Boys dick, Girls can wear strap-ons and get blowed but they wont feel the sensation.

"Happy National Blowjob Day, Now unzip your pants and lets get this party started!!"

by National Day Guy April 11, 2019

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National single day

When you are alone and single and a loveless person on April 13

Happy national single day

by Alone13 April 11, 2019

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National Potato Day

April 16th is national potato day! On this day, you will go around to random people and say “I like potatoes” to celebrate national potato day!

National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.

by iLife was April 15, 2019

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National Gucci Day

When all the rich kids meet up and spend their parent’s money on Gucci.

I can’t wait for national Gucci day I’m gonna but so many things!

by BigBoyCeno October 3, 2019

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October 29 is national swimmer day. On this day we celebrate our swimmers. So go say happy national swimmer day to all of the swimmers you know! Show your appreciation for the hard work/training they do every day.

“Hey look it’s a swimmer”
“Oh yea it’s October the 29th it’s national swimmer day”
“I’m going to tell them”

by Jackson74 October 5, 2019

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