pile of mud

When the porta-potie is so full it would touch your bum if you sat.

I had to go so bad I squatted over that pile of mud

by tsb-oj June 15, 2009

Pulling mud

When you jack off a dehydrated guy, and his cum comes out thick.

I was so dehydrated and tired my girl was pulling mud out of me.

by Iwillshootyouintheass April 2, 2022

Mud Pup

To have sexual intercourse with a girl. It's when you stick your erected penis into her anal cavity while she is taking a wicked dump; you're penis will normally come out stained brown with her own shit

"Dude, did you get laid with Harmony? "

Kid: "yeah, but my dick came out a mud pup when I did anal with her."
"Damn bro that's pretty gnar"

by AlGoregasm March 3, 2015

Mud muncher.

An African American lesbian.

You ain't getting nothing from that jontavious they be mud munchers. Mud muncher.

by Gunslinger 99. March 7, 2018

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monster.

by definitelyn0tcoveredinshit September 19, 2021

mud tie

Basically, you lay a big steaming poo on someone's chest in the formation of a tie...

harriet: what shall i wear tonight?

edd: how about a mud tie..?

by bumcornonthecob April 12, 2009

Bloody mud

As your eating a girls ass just light a fire cracker and slip it in.Then watch bloody shit ooze out.

Hey,you know that bitch stacey made her get some bloody mud last night.It was fucking all over like a new coat of paint on the wall

by The danish’s plate May 11, 2019