by V. Long August 12, 2003
Get the mom butt mug.1. The woman who gave birth to you and/or raised you.
2. An all-purpose insult, used to end a conversation, cover for the fact that you can't think of a witty comeback, or pwn somebody. When used in this sense, the implication is that your mom is sexually promiscuous, of below-average intelligence, grossly overweight, or any combination thereof. Does not necessarily have to make a lot of sense, e.g. 'Your mom goes to college!'
3. A ho.
2. An all-purpose insult, used to end a conversation, cover for the fact that you can't think of a witty comeback, or pwn somebody. When used in this sense, the implication is that your mom is sexually promiscuous, of below-average intelligence, grossly overweight, or any combination thereof. Does not necessarily have to make a lot of sense, e.g. 'Your mom goes to college!'
3. A ho.
Dick: '...therefore, your argument can be proven irrefutably incorrect.'
Jane: 'Your mom!'
Jane: 'Ew, this pizza tastes weird.'
Dick: 'Your mom tastes weird.'
Dick: 'Where's the remote control?'
Jane: 'I left it in your mom.'
Stephen Hawking: 'The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order.'
Dick and Jane: 'Your mom doesn't happen in an arbitrary manner!'
Jane: 'Your mom!'
Jane: 'Ew, this pizza tastes weird.'
Dick: 'Your mom tastes weird.'
Dick: 'Where's the remote control?'
Jane: 'I left it in your mom.'
Stephen Hawking: 'The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order.'
Dick and Jane: 'Your mom doesn't happen in an arbitrary manner!'
by Something_Vague July 15, 2007
Get the your mom mug.when elastic banded jeans/SLACKS/pants are pulled up WAY past the waist!! (not flattering) Usually accompanied by a sexy cardigan boasting birds or wildlife, and accessorized with a quilted purse. Also known as high pantsing..
by pones McChicken fingaz November 1, 2003
Get the mom jeans mug.Stacey's mom isn't has hot as you think she is. Not only is that song old and annoying, no matter who I meet i automatically get sung the stupid song.
by Stacey-Nicole May 24, 2006
Get the stacey's mom mug.by joeymumbles May 1, 2011
Get the Porn Mom mug.Using your mom (or the mom of a friend) as your "wingman" to pick up a girl at the bar. It works because you seem nice for taking a mom out to show her a nice time and your intentions could be nothing but good.
Joe: Hey did you bring a girl home last night I thought you were hanging out with your friend's mom while she was in town?
Phillip: Yeah, we went to a bar downtown and she was a fantastic wing-mom. The girl I was talking to thought it was sweet that I was showing my friend's mom around town.
Phillip: Yeah, we went to a bar downtown and she was a fantastic wing-mom. The girl I was talking to thought it was sweet that I was showing my friend's mom around town.
by PhillipL April 27, 2009
Get the Wing-mom mug.your best friends mom
by vics pal September 3, 2009
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