Jeff Michael

The Hugest man in bluegrass. He was born as the most talented musician alive, but every day he gets a tiny bit worse. At the Age of 6 his rendition of Malagueña rivaled that of Roy Clark's, but by age thirty, he could hardly play the lead to bluegrass special needs. He has attempted to play Mandolin, Guitar, Fiddle, Dobro, Banjo, Bass, Piano, Flute, and with himself and has never mastered the art of any besides the last as he cant get none. This is attributed to his constant drinking, smoking and choking down food, which made him about as fit as the average southern dude. He almost made it big several times, but was fired from every good band he joined, and ended up as the head of the New High Country Boys. his youtube channel is made up almost entirely of videos taken from other peoples channels and pornhub the gay version, and Oh yeah, and hes also really really really obese huge and screams when he sings because he is so cool and not gay.

Person 1. Man that was a great Bluegrass festival yesterday!
Person 2. Speak for yourself, I need ear cream since I can hardly hear
Person 1. Oh did you stay for Jeff Michael and the New High Country Boys set?
Person 2. Yeah, shit got me fucked up for life my Dr. Said
Person 1. Thats why he only gets crowds at VFW's where the audience are all old war vets who cant hear due to explosions during Iwo Jima

by HugestManAlive August 1, 2022

Michael Dicostanzo

Michael DiCostanzo is a TikTok Star who plays wordle, weaver and other word challenges with his TikTok friend Savannah (dailywordle). Michael is known for his basketball and frisbee videos back in 2019.

“You should see Michael Dicostanzos new video.”

“Michael Dicostanzo is so cool!”

by randomperson82738 March 27, 2023

Michael A mk

Michael A mk
Michael Ah muss kacken
A slang for when Michaela Raven is in the house and you have to take doodie

Do you have pressure? Yeah Michael A muss kacken!

God damn Michael A mk !

by A fine pickle jar February 15, 2023

Michael Jordan

The only athlete in history to say his own name when he lets off that incredible jump shot

Announcer: Jordan come's up from the left hand side of the arc, jukes to the top of the key, FADE'S AWAY!

Michael Jordan: JORDAN!!!!

Announcer: MJ is money yet again

by edgepotato January 14, 2007

St. Michael

Prince of the Heavenly Host.

St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle...and give Bob a good ass kickin'.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 21, 2005

Michael Jordans

Large shiny rims. Usually 23" to be exact. Hence the name "Michael Jordan" whose number was 23.

Jackson's ride is now pimped outbecause he has michael jordans.

by Perry April 7, 2004

Michael Madigan

A straight-up legend in every possible way. This guy's just the man.

That guy will be remembered forever. He's a fucking Michael Madigan.

by terrence73 September 24, 2011