Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.

(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.

by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016

Muff Mints

A minty smelling and tasting fluid released from the vagina during sex.

Dang! I was fucking my wife and she sprayed her muff mints all over me!

by Ceejamanama May 31, 2017

frothy minty minge

when you eat a bird out after brushing your teeth

Jess: ahhh baby what a lovely tongue you have, i came like a volcano
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg

by Midget slinger July 2, 2017

Birthday Mints

Birthday mints are a present given to people who love mints. 2.5 lb bags usually used for extra sauce. Help track performances, and if used during a sports trip, they will hopefully make your birthday better.

Person 1: Happy Birthday! Here are some Birthday Mints.
Person 2: Damn you're extra.

by yellowpanda May 7, 2018

Ooo minty

A phrase often said when fucking someone within 3.5cm of dental floss

Oooo minty. Sharon, you’re so minty tonight. Ooooo

by Justanemobunny June 1, 2018

brock minton

the worlds best future porn star

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Brock Minton?
Guy 2: Yeah I busted a fat nut to one of his videos last night
Guy 1: Yeah, it's insane how successful he is despite the fact that his dick is only two centimeters
Guy 2: Yeah its really a big ego boost

by JeepyCreepers September 10, 2018

samantha minter

A slutty black bitch that is nothing but rude and should stop jumping from one dudes dick to the other

Samantha minter is such a fucking hoe

by Lolughtopsign February 14, 2019