lunch head

Lunch head is a nickname for a baby/toddler that is so fuckig cute that you just want to eat their head for lunch.

C'mere lunch head, I'm going to eat you up! Num num num...

by dick smooth June 28, 2016

Louisiana Lunch Break

When you jerk off while taking a poop.

“Hey where’d Josh go?”
“Oh he’s taking a Louisiana Lunch Break.”

by Apes Chimp November 21, 2023

side lunch

Any lunch that is not the main lunch. Basically, what it sounds like. Think of it like a side bet in poker.

Should we wait for them to finish their interview to get lunch? Nah, they can grab a side lunch.

by swogger June 24, 2016

sticky lunch

Taking some "me" time while on lunch break, resulting in a need for some tissues.

Andy sat in his car and had a "sticky lunch" and now looks a bit sweaty.

by Ergosum May 11, 2017

daily-lunch

Excrement of Satan himself.

Aww dude, kill that daily-lunch with fire.

by hi legacy man March 25, 2005

Jew Lunch

Used on episode 2 of the "Frenemies" podcast. Ethan is reacting to TikToks posted by Trisha had recently posted surrounding her obsession with Jewish people. The phrase "Jew lunch" comes from a TikTok Trisha had posted entitled "Rate My Jew Lunch". Ethan points out the absurdity of the phrase and thus the phrase "jew lunch" was born into existence.

Trisha ate her Jew lunch in her car.

by cy.cucumb3r January 6, 2024

Hot Lunch

A hot lunch is a child who is born to two parents following their divorce. In order for that child to be considered a hot lunch, the parents must have at one time been married and be separated or divorced at the time the child is conceived. A hot lunch is essentially the opposite of a bastard.

My friend Nicola is a hot lunch her parents divorced and then they had after they were separated.

by #urmomshouse September 22, 2023