Blunt licker

That one asshole in your group that's always starting shit or doing stupid shit while high as fuck.

(person 1) Dude, the other day while me and Josh were high, he pocked a hole in my condom, VANESSAS FUCKING PREGANT NOW!
(person 2) That asshole! He's such a Blunt Licker

by BLUNTLICKER December 6, 2016

crotch locked

When someone clings to your crotch in a manner of a baby sloth.

Person 1:
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."

by JuLion123 February 8, 2017

lint looker

Someone so damn picky that they will look for lint on your clothes.

That damn Lint Looker. He can judge how you dress when he 's got damn holes in his underwear hanging out. She is so upity, she's nothing but a lint looker (trying to find something wrong with someone else.

by slawdawg February 20, 2017

Nob licker

An individual who repeatedly licks the head of a penis in order to satisfy his or her lust for nobs.

You're such a nob licker!

by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017

toenail licker

someone that sucks toenails for a living as their job

you're such a toenail licker mate

by essh April 7, 2017

Mud Licker

When you shit on a girls tits during intercourse and you lick it all off.

My dad is a huge mud licker

by Mud licker April 19, 2017

Cabinet licker

That one person who is always up in other people's business, and needs to know The Who, the what, and the where. Sometimes the get too involved.

OMG, quit being such a cabinet licker

by Sexy Sack April 22, 2017