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The Dead Linger

A Zombie MMOFPS That is $25.00 for pre-order, and $30.00 On October, 31st, 2012. When it comes out, you buy it, and they send you a code, then go their website and enter the code you can download it.

After you download it, you can customize your character, their are MANY characterizations you can do. Then you choose Multi-player or solo, you can choose from 5 difficulty levels. When you get into the world, you can do ANYTHING you want, the game world is said to be 26,000 kilometers.

You can go into ANY building, ANY door, And MAKE anything. (you can even tape a bag of shit on a sledge hammer, or drill a chicken on your arm if you wanted too)
Also you can DRIVE any vehicle or plane, or be a passenger.

The objective of the game is to survive and kill zombies, and survive other people.

Their are 3 types of zombies

- Healthy Zombie: The youngest form of zombies, the fastest and strongest zombies.

Common Zombies: Their skin started to Rot, hair starts to loose and they can jog to you.

Starving zombies: The Old worn out zombies, They are so weak they can only barley walk to you.

Also the zombies have a UNIQUE sensing system

Hearing- They can hear you walk from a mile away(Best way to be quiet is to walk in concrete or crouch and walk)

Seeing- Of course they can see you...(Best To travel at night)

Smell- The one I don't quite get yet...

And touch, don't have sex with zombies
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play Left 4 Dead.

Person 2: Fuck no, We need to play The dead Linger.

Person 1: Oh yeah, I'll make a server and you join
by TheDeadLinger October 26, 2012
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Houston Lingerie

Who says size doesn't matter, this underwear is usually 2-3 times larger than the average underwear. Representing parachutes the males of Houston often feel like they are on the front line again. Houston is known to be the fattest city in the World a virtual goldmine for people like Rita Mcneil.
Steve: Hey Rick, I just got back from Houston, nailed the fattest girl and brought home her Houston Lingerie.
Rick: That's hilarious you could sky dive with those fuckers.
Steve: Yup,those people in Houston don't even realize how fat they actually are.
by Sober151 February 8, 2009
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Gooch Licker

An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man whose hygiene would be described as horrible at best.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Ryan last night?

Friend 2: No man, what happened?

Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and he and Kobe ended up in the same bed.

Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.

Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other's gooches.

Friend 2: That's disgusting... fucking gooch lickers.
by McLangolf McMuffin August 25, 2011
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lint licker

One who likes to lick the lint out of a fatass's belly botton!
Cody is such a lint licker, he was with Mark all night.
by bobby mcbooberpants August 4, 2007
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window licker

Generally a male with special needs akin to a Geordie with high a pitched voice and a hamster complexion.
by A licker beneficiary August 8, 2003
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window licker

a creepy, pathetic and obsessed admirer with no friends that one wouldn’t actually date or admit being friends with but keeps around in order to continually be complimented; a metaphorical situation is one that would involve said individual licking the front window of the person who keeps him/her around
Person A: Dude, who's that girl that's always hanging around with you? Your girlfriend?
Person B: Hell no. She's just my window licker. She's like a groupie only sad, pathetic, and gross. She says nice things about me all the time but she's always there.
by Teresa Anastasia February 12, 2007
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cunt-licker

Used to refer to people that use the term teabaggers when referring to tax protestors. Generally used for shock value.
Those cunt-lickers on tv are trying to dismiss the anti-tax movement by using childish name calling techniques.
by redmike April 14, 2009
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