lauren k

a little bit quirky but a big rat
smart asf but a british queen

will bully you if you can't stop in a game of basketball

ohmygod its a lauren k!! what a quirky british rat!! oh no, shes coming here to bully me about my standing skills

by ratsareyum October 18, 2020

Lauren Dearment

Usually the daughter of a Jon or Dana. Usually has a brother named Will (William to be exact) and sister named Katelyn. The Largest butt in the tri-state area. She typically wears glasses and you can find her grazing the golf course of Meadville Pa on the weekly. She greatly enjoys hardware. She is attracted to gingers. They typically go by the name of Pat or Patrick.

Is that Lauren Dearment? I can smell her from a mile away.

by PusuedoBish March 30, 2019

Lauren

Lauren is a fat cow who eats cows and is a all round not good person who’s friends especially one who’s name is like a flower, are all fifty times better than her.

Ooo that cow looks like Lauren.

by Hatwomen February 18, 2019

laurens

Laurens is a really rich person.

Wow he has three cars he is really laurens.

by Mandem_clubpenguin June 1, 2017

Lauren

A girl who starts saying "down bad".

"I think im down bad".
"Wow so youre a Lauren now."

by ooyamg December 31, 2020

Lauren

So amazing! great sense of humor and will make you laugh so hard. She has a monsterous butt and soft and silky hair. WIll definetly win best hair award!

"WOWOW Lauren is soo beutiful, look at her butt"

by hellopoopoohehehehe April 19, 2022

Lauren's Theory

The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.

My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.

by Fraccy February 21, 2021