the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"

Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"

by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020

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by Fizzy_Pop August 8, 2023

one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

Land the plane

When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.

Dude’s been rearranging the same five screws for eight hours… someone tell him to land the plane.”

by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025

is-land records

Big Shaq's famous words, said in an interview with the BBC.

Interviewer - What label were you at yesterday?
Big Shaq - Is-Land Records

by AlexDeMaster February 15, 2018

Loren Land

The place you get stuck at when the 12 year cycle doesn't pan out and when the English language is based on the word Id. Thousands of years will pass you by and you will be STUCK AS FUCK WITHOUT AN EXIT STRATEGY

Fuck Loren land.

by TROUBLE4AFEW November 28, 2020

moon landing

The act of sitting down.

The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.

by sleepypie February 27, 2023