A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"
Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020
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by Fizzy_Pop August 8, 2023
Get the Pee Pee un Kaki in Pee Pee Kaki landmug. Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip
by your best idiot April 26, 2010
Get the one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away landmug. by Alibaba23 July 23, 2023
Get the Land Whalemug. To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.
After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.
by TheGrammerNinja July 19, 2018
Get the Swiss cheese with no bread to land onmug. The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
Get the Lunar Landingmug. by CLEVERCATMAN September 28, 2022
Get the sex landmug.