the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"

Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"

by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020

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by Fizzy_Pop August 08, 2023

one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

Land Mime

Accidentally stepping on a sleeping mime and dealing with the explosive verbal reactions before the mime realizes they need to start being silent again.

"I stepped on a Land Mime the other day and they yelled "What the Fuck???" then went silent and climbed out of an invisible window"

by clickeye3 October 19, 2019

Soft landing

To dump someone in a gentle "it's not you" way.

I started dating this new woman.

Don't you have two other girlfriends already?

Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.

by Dataline755 March 16, 2024

Soft landing

To have a means of coming down from intoxication that results in fewer adverse effects. A soft landing usually involves either having a reduced intake of the substance used or using an alternative to reduce the impact of coming down from that substance. In addiction this is hard to achieve.

John used a 6 pack of beer to have a soft landing after his heavy weekend of partying.

by Life adventurer November 03, 2023

Doonie Land

An expression to explain having a sexual experience with someone

Im gonna take her to Doonie Land later tonight

by Picasso III December 05, 2023