jordan

carmel colored piece of shit!
who sucks dick for a living
and his fat nasty indian girlfriend jess is a SLUTTTTT....

Hey! look that kid is carmal colored, not black, he must be a Jordan!

by heashley May 3, 2010

Jordan

A whore's hat trick.

Step 1. Find three guys who know each other and each have a girlfriend.

Step 2. Screw each guy without his girlfriend finding out.

Step 3. Make sure none of the guys know they all screwed the same girl.

Clara was pulling a Jordan on Mark, Jeff, and Joey, until Mark's girl caught on and tagged Clara's car "SLUT".

by DuckSucka! January 30, 2009

jordan sawchuk

one of a kind dick, but amazing person smells like ass but amazingness at once will rip your head of but save a bunny from a tree but hates everything and everone but still love yous with a mediocre size wang and is a baller

i threw up on jordan sawchuk

by joyce johnson marry June 10, 2011

Jordan Packer

a person who likes to offer little boys popsicles out of the back of his big white van. Has a very tiny penis and likes to take pictures of guys asses. Registered child molester.

Me: "Did you hear about that guy who got arrested for raping kids at chuckee cheese?"
You: "Yeah he was such a Jordan Packer. "

by peacelover572 August 2, 2011

Jordan Way

Person with a big dick who fucks everyone he sees. He's kinda like a pimp but better

Man that guy over there is a big Jordan Way

by Milkyway Gaming May 21, 2016

Jordaniel

someone who’s superiority is unlike that of any other being. their only flaw is their addiction to hentai and roblox

do you know Jordaniel?
isn’t he that guy who doesn’t shut the fuck up about hentai and roblox?

by J O R D A N I E L June 1, 2020

Jordana

Likes the one inch pinch, is the coolest person you'll ever meet.

jordana is gay lol

by THEKOOLKID1234 November 11, 2021