Cum on my jordans

Someone who came on someones jordan

Dis nigga full cum on my jordans

by Gusedwardsx1 April 17, 2022

Jordan (Pretty Lady)

A pretty lady with a cute laugh. A funny, amazing... Never negative girl, who is somewhat into astrology, but only if people read it to her. Loves iced coffee. Very energetic... Maybe not so energetic actually.

She is also sometimes referred to as Jords or CoolestChickOnTheBlock.

Bro #1: Who's that chick?
Bro #2: That's the Coolest Chick on The Block!

I saw this girl walking around with iced coffee...
Oh yeah that's Jordan (Pretty Lady)

by SexyBoy#1 November 24, 2021

Michael Jordan-ing

When you suddenly fist someone's anus, with your arm stretching out like Michael Jordan in Space Jam, and you take the first thing you feel and grab, twist, and pull it out.

She was doing ok, until Ryan began Michael Jordan-ing her.

by OptimisticPrime January 7, 2015

jordan acton potts

a sub species of martian that trys to fit in with humans always failing they have the same head as e.t amd will allways follow people around

your so strange you act like jordan acton potts

by jay hitler February 15, 2017

pulling a jordan

When a player goes down with what looks like a career ending injury, only to come back and have the best game of his life

I was shooting pool with my boy when he accidentally banged his arm against the wall. It looked pretty bad but he was pulling a jordan and cleared all the balls before I had a chance to even shoot one.

by NickyLags June 28, 2010

Jordan Scott Hebert

A handsome man with a lot of hair on his chest.

Dude, look at that Jordan Scott Hebert! His chest is hairy!

by Reester September 30, 2009

jordan felix blake

Jordan Felix blake is the most amazing person you will ever meet he will always have your back no matter what he is amazing in every way and I love him so much ig // @/blaine_alexander_blake

Jordan Felix blake is daddy asf.

by Homosexualkiddo July 22, 2017