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Johnny-on-the-Spot

He's the guy with the impeccable timing
^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!
by thurb March 31, 2023
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Johnny ilias

Johnny is #obsessed with Tom hickey for absolutely no reason. He goes for an irrelevant team (swans) and for some reason thinks they will win the premiership (wishful thinking if you ask me)

Johnny thinks he is going to get a prize after playing a bacon game (made by Phillip bae) for about 2 weeks straight for 300+ levels. However he does not realise he is not getting a prize and he really just wasted his precious time (and his screentime).
Johnny ilias is going to turn into a bacon if he doesnt stop with his stupid game.
by Nickdaicos=goat September 16, 2022
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little Johnnys ant 123

small is what you are you're age is between 1-3
you're a little Johnnys ant 123 Bruh it's obvious
by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024
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Johnny Shot

The Johnny shot is when you take a shot of Malort and chase it with well tequila. No line or salt can be used.
Person A: Hey can I get a Johnny shot?
Bartender: Of course! You’re wild af!
by Doble P December 6, 2023
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Johnni

Johnni is a minor character in Hallo aus Berlin, who is also Rita's friend. Although Johnny is a minor character, he did acts that were not minor at all. In episode 4, In der Stadt, Johnni causes Rolli's suicide by making him jump off of a building. Johnni also makes a terrible act in episode 6, Schule. He was found responsible for Rita's death. He stabbed her 10 times with a swiss knife.
Person 1: You know Johnni from Hallo aus Berlin?
Person 2: The pyschopath that killed the main hosts of the show?
by Manga Suggestions ☆ November 17, 2023
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fuck Johnny day

June 9 is the day where all the bitches pop that pussy for a real nigga with a bag named Johnny haley big dick energy
Ay mami you bouta bust it down for a John John real quick it’s fuck Johnny day
by DADDYWIHBIGCOCKXX June 8, 2020
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Johnnie

Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
Person #1

“Where do I hang my towel”

Person #2
“Just Johnnie it into the washing basket
by Johnnie’s Towel February 28, 2025
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