Joey

Joey’s are people who are mean on the outside to protect them selves. On the inside they are caring people who love everyone. They try to let their real selves show but they just get judged so they put up a protective wall and every time they try to let people in they get crushed so they can’t let down that wall. They represent it as a wall because Donald Trump is their dad.

Don’t be a Joey, let the real you show even if you get judged let it show anyway

by Hexgurl92😁😊 October 17, 2018

Joey

A person that wants movement speed in games and plays a stationary caster.

"Hey, did you see that Joey was playing a Warlock?"
"Yeah, where do the contradictions end?"

by Coronin August 3, 2018

Joey

He’s so hot. Hottest kid at ur school and I wanna lick off his face. He’s so sexy. According to Gabriella and Katie and Taylor he is so hot

I wish my bf was a Joey

by Bdnendix October 14, 2019

Sloppy Joey

The action of taking a baby and using it like a pocket pussy to the point of having cum coming out of their ears. Sort of like a sloppy joe

I gave my friends brother a Sloppy Joey the other night. He didn’t make it.

by ObamaNards May 13, 2024

joeyed

a person who is unable to function due to physical disability or excess alcohol, can also be identified by talking complete incoherent shite for a long period of time.

"Q.Can i speak to the manager? A. No he's upstairs completely joeyed.

by gavin1944 February 28, 2008

Joey

Can’t pass a bleep test.

Overweight and self indulgence all lead to his inability for Joey to pass a bleep test

by Mannytitboom February 6, 2019

Joey

The best person to ever exist.

Joey is the goat.

by pappi4308350257345874 September 12, 2022