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Joey

Joey is the goat.
by pappi4308350257345874 September 12, 2022
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Joey Bideny

A hot beautiful woman lucky enough to be dating Joe Biden himself.
Nick: Yo bro have you heard that Joe Biden is dating someone?
Josh: What? No way, who could be this lucky?
Nick: Turn on the news and see it for yourself!
Josh: Joey Bideny??? Is this some kind of joke Nick?
Nick: No no no, look at the image of her, it's coming up!
Josh: HOLY MOLY, She's so so BEAUTIFUL!
Nick: I know right! I would smash her so hard!
Josh: Oh god i think i just nutted...
by Gоgi October 3, 2022
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joey rosi

"My cousin just moved here from Russia" " Is he a Joey Rosi" "Big time"
by Joeyniggarosi69 November 7, 2018
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Joey

The cutest guy you could ever meet. He's hot, athletic, and sexy. He has a big dick and he's oblivious to anything you do to flirt with him. When you wink at him, he'll wink back and make you feel like jello. When you try to make a move though, he'll reject you
"Wow... that guy."
"I know, i think his name is Joey."
"I want to be with him so badly."
*Joey looks over from football practice and winks*
"WOW!
by |pseudonym|life| August 29, 2018
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joeyed

a person who is unable to function due to physical disability or excess alcohol, can also be identified by talking complete incoherent shite for a long period of time.
"Q.Can i speak to the manager? A. No he's upstairs completely joeyed.
by gavin1944 February 28, 2008
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Joey Gillette

Joey Gillette

Joey Gillette is a young pure aryan known by most as the dreaded food thief. Reportedly, Joey uses the position of power afforded to him by his mother to rape and murder his peers, only to steal their bagels.
Nathan: Lock your doors tonight, I heard Joey Gillette just escaped from prison!

Eric: Oh shoot! I don't want to get raped in the ass tonight! Thanks for the heads up Nathan!
by LargeAndi May 16, 2019
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Joey

When someone is so unbelievably unfunny that all you can do is call them a Joey and laugh in pity.
Bro, you are being such a joey right now.
by JoeyTron3000 November 5, 2025
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