joey

cheater, deff not the one girl

friend: hey is that the annoying kid that played you?
Me: yup. thats joey

by kayyyyyy .. March 4, 2022

Joey

He’s so hot. Hottest kid at ur school and I wanna lick off his face. He’s so sexy. According to Gabriella and Katie and Taylor he is so hot

I wish my bf was a Joey

by Bdnendix October 14, 2019

Joey Gillette

Joey Gillette

Joey Gillette is a young pure aryan known by most as the dreaded food thief. Reportedly, Joey uses the position of power afforded to him by his mother to rape and murder his peers, only to steal their bagels.

Nathan: Lock your doors tonight, I heard Joey Gillette just escaped from prison!

Eric: Oh shoot! I don't want to get raped in the ass tonight! Thanks for the heads up Nathan!

by LargeAndi May 16, 2019

Joey

A person that wants movement speed in games and plays a stationary caster.

"Hey, did you see that Joey was playing a Warlock?"
"Yeah, where do the contradictions end?"

by Coronin August 3, 2018

Joey

When someone is so unbelievably unfunny that all you can do is call them a Joey and laugh in pity.

Bro, you are being such a joey right now.

by JoeyTron3000 November 5, 2025

Joey

he’s a real baddie. you can’t beat him. he’s the best at everything. very respectful. smart ahaha. you could NEVERRRR. so yah. basic definition of me teehee. enjoy. oh and he’s also gay teehee.

Hater: “ew it’s joey”
Joey: *shines his gayness* “fuck you whore”

by JoeyWoah January 5, 2020

Joey

Joey’s the type of boy or man that will tie your shoes for you so you don’t have to bend down. He’ll open doors for you and say the corniest things. Joey will buy you flowers and your favorite candies because he knows you love them. Whether he goes by Joe, Joey or Joseph, he’s still most definitely going to be so sweet. He has the stupidest sense of humor, like laughing at a wall. Joey is the guy that your grandma calls a cutie. Ladies and men, keep your Joey, he’s completely worth it.

“Joey’s the type of boy you could bear hug!” —My grandma

by beezie<3 May 4, 2022