Jew Star

Star of David, often referred to as the Jew Star. If you have a Jew Star on you/near you you are a will be cremated/burned/shot/raped while Germans are laughing their ass off.
Big Bob: How do you fit 100 Jews in car?

Anne Frank: IDK how?

Big Bob: 2 in the front, 2 in the back and 96 in the ash tray.

Anne Frank: ...

Jew Star
by sko7 May 02, 2009
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jew unit

Like the maffia but jewish. Don't mess with these mofos or they will bust out their circumcision powers.
Dude, don't get in a fight with that kid, hes apart of the Jew Unit and he'll kick your lilly ass.
by Dead Man May 22, 2004
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Dick Jew

A Dick Jew is a girl that wants dick but when offered the opportunity of having some type of sexual interaction with a males penis, she declines with no logical explaination. Kinda like a Jew at a flea market, you know they wanna buy, but they just wont give it up and buy.
I was with Sam last night in my van, and when I whipped out my throbbing hot Man Beef she went all "Dick Jew" on me like she didn't want anything to do with it when we've been talking about knockin' boots all night
by LanceRomanceFromFrance October 04, 2009
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ride a jew

When u have sex with the nose of a jew.
I like to ride a jew in the parking lot of my temple
by Lesbian lovers stripper January 06, 2010
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jew wish

a jew's wish of being an investment banker, or any other occupation that has something to do with greed and the hoarding of money.
-whats your birthday jew wish my hebrew brother?

-I wish to be an investment banker or something that deals with the hoarding of money.
by Yubeen heebed March 27, 2010
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Lighter Jew

The person who pockets your lighter after everyone is done smoking ,even though it does not belong to them.
After lighting the water pipe the lighter jew placed my lighter in her pocket. She has red hair ug boots and carries a large purse. ( named after a american beer )
by 1more November 21, 2008
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jew fucking

When one gets fucked over due to the extreme cheapness of another.
I did a half ass job redoing the house prior to the sale therefore Jew fucking the new owners.
by jb007007 February 21, 2014
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