head jacks

when one of your boys is getting a blow job in a car by a woman.

when somebody gets head jacks from that chilly chick.

by Spankey7289 August 3, 2008

Jack Pearson

Ever seen the show This Is Us?

"It's a term I made up for when you sweep someone off their feet." - Rebecca (Mandy Moore)

Picture this *you're about to go on the most remarkable date* -nothing will top it..ever.
"What's all this?" said Jack amazed

Rebecca said "I'm Jack Pearsoning you!" with much excitement.

by grage December 29, 2017

fantasy jack

To masturbate (jack off) while fantasizing about doing it with a specific person.

Yeah... actually I have fantasy jacked her a couple times...

by so pro January 16, 2011

jack cunt

The biggest cunt alive, ever

(Adj,. Military origin, esp Aus. Mil.)
(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"

by d1zk0 July 15, 2016

Jack Impression

Referred to a person who constantly boasts their ego, flashes their abs in public, or is really loud. They will do whatever they can to make themselves stand out in public. Can be easily tempered or stressed out. Can be simplified to just Jack.

Bro 1: yo, how was my first impression?
Bro 2: terrible man, you pulled a Jack Impression.
Bro 1: Aww man.

GF: What's wrong hun?
BF: I'm just been really Jack-ed lately. Work is just too over whelming.

Girl 1: eww did you see what that guy just did?
Girl 2: yea, he totally tried to Jack you.

by Elmo Life August 28, 2014

Roll Jack

A roll or piece of bread stolen and placed and held directly on the taint or gooch to ease or prevent wolf bite (1)

During our Saturday night dinner rush, I had wolf bite so bad, so I soaked up all that painful sweat with a roll jack I took from someone's order. Enjoy your meal.

by dewner March 7, 2011

Johnson Jacking

Synonym for dick eating, gat sliding, dick riding, etc. To be of high annoyance...

You stay Johnson Jacking.

by Br0wnsking0d September 20, 2019