Just.....fuckin' cuz

Doing something inane and possibly stupid, for no reason whatsoever, just because the option exists.

"Why are you eating stale Saltine crackers?"
"Just.....fuckin' cuz."

by Dunkelisawesome July 5, 2009

you just got got

You were tricked

Jeff: I just bought this watch for only $17!

Bill: That's a fake model, Jeff. You just got got!

by TennisPlayer3 January 10, 2015

Just Five More Minutes

A term that says you need 5 more minutes for something, is expected to be 1 minute from others, turns out to be 30 minutes.

Mom: Get up! You'll be late!!!

Me: ...just five more minutes

Mom: You said that a fucking hour ago, get up!

by TheManInTheChickenCostume July 13, 2020

Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey

A scapegoat when oh fuq, grandpa is ded.

Timmy: "Mommy, why isn't grandpa waking up?"
Mommy: "Don't worry, Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey."
Timmy: "Why has he been sleeping for 3 years mommy?"
Mommy: "Shut up and get back in your cage you monkey."
Timmy: "Make me bich."

by FUQ, GRANDPA'S DED! March 5, 2020

You just got pooed on

A phrase which many school children will use when another pupil gets told off by they're teacher.

A boy throws a paper plane in class. The teacher sees him and tells him off... you would say to the boy... You just got pooed on

by Smileitsmonday June 18, 2012

just hit tha lotto

A true winner. One in a million.

Feels like I just hit tha lotto!

by Good Pockets July 17, 2017

We Just Sold Nothing

An abbreviation from a K-pop girl group called "WJSN" under Yuehua Entertainment and Starship Entertainment.

We Just Sold Nothing made another comeback!

by pastelicas January 5, 2022