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Chocolate/Bacon Theory

The Chocolate/Bacon Theory (CBT) states that if you present any food that does not already contain either chocolate or bacon (as this would contradict the Unified Theory of Chocolate and Bacon), its taste will be prominent or non-altered when adding said foods.
Chocolate/Bacon Theory Equation:

f + cb >= f
by Professor Luds December 22, 2008
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bacon ride-along

When a chick is fucking a cop.
"Amanda left work early, but didn't go straight home. She met up with Officer Freytek for her weekly bacon ride-along."
by TomKVideo August 27, 2009
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six bacons moment

when you/you and your friends are uncomfortable but can’t outright say that for one reason or another, you say you’re having a six bacons moment instead. it’s like a safe word

the “six bacons” part comes from a youtube video where amberlynn reid was making bacon. she counted six pieces and then said “this is six bacons”. soon after, another youtuber named zachary michael and his fans started saying this phrase in the context above
this is a six bacons moment for real” - zachary michael

“this is definitely a six bacons moment...”
by pineappleupsidedowncake June 8, 2021
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bacon and cheese

a midnight snack (particularly a tasty one) served piping hot
bacon and cheese is a delicious thing for your mouth and it is even better in thee summer when its tan and also you can eat chocolate sauce and sushi with it ;)
by spencerkusher July 9, 2011
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Bacon Up

A widely know alternative to sayings like "Man Up" or "Harden Up". Very popular saying in Japan as Bacon is generally served cold and hard in Tokyo and is widely regarded as the central ingredient for western foods consumed by hard dudes.
Mike says; "I can't make it any further, the road is too hard".
Drew says; "C'mon Mike, Bacon Up!".
by Bacon73 February 3, 2010
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Bangin Bacon

the act of banging a chick while frying bacon or any other type of meat. this is good to do when you plan of have sex during lunch time or having sex for so long you get hungry. this technique is good for picnics and sex days.
Bro #1 " so how was your day yesterday?"

Bro#2 : " fucking amazing! me and my girlfriend had sex all day! we even did some Bangin Bacon!"
by webber18 March 4, 2010
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bacon bracket

so I sliced through the bacon bracket...as you do
by Coppo January 25, 2005
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