Noun A person who constantly crusades with apathy and uses syntax and honeycombs in order to achieve a more ultimate and better understanding of international relations to further his clandestine global conquests that involve the capture of dinosaur stencils for the purpose of assisting in the creation of a better race that will eventually become the next step in the evolution of humanity that plan to bring a new era in the history of the universe that will change everything.
Person 1: He certainly seems to have a lot of ambition
Person 2: Yeah but lets hope he isn't some Russian Peter!
Person 2: Yeah but lets hope he isn't some Russian Peter!
by Jarba May 30, 2005
by Onion Poptarts January 27, 2010
An anecdote or fact someone tells to make him/herself look like he/she actually knows something. Comes from Star Trek TOS, in which Ensign Pavel Chekov says that basically everything is a "Russian inwention" and why, leading to Kirk, in one episode whilst Sulu is launching into a complicated anecdote about Siberia, to announce that "if he wanted a Russian history lesson, he would have brought Mr. Chekov along".
Me: Oh, look. Flowers.
You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-
Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.
You: (have just been owned)
You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-
Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.
You: (have just been owned)
by TribbleSpayClinic June 25, 2009
An absolute beatdown session.
-A line is drawn in dirt
-Right foot of both men is placed on the line
-The men interlock hands over the line
-The first man to slap is decided by the flip of a coin
-They begin by slapping each other in the face
-Note: As hard as possible
-Victor of the bought is decided when the other man steps over the line, lets go of each others hands, or surrenders.
-Best two out of three is the winner
-A line is drawn in dirt
-Right foot of both men is placed on the line
-The men interlock hands over the line
-The first man to slap is decided by the flip of a coin
-They begin by slapping each other in the face
-Note: As hard as possible
-Victor of the bought is decided when the other man steps over the line, lets go of each others hands, or surrenders.
-Best two out of three is the winner
Jesus vs. Allah.
Go to page XVLI of the bible to see a real life example of a Russian Slap Fight between two great leaders.
Go to page XVLI of the bible to see a real life example of a Russian Slap Fight between two great leaders.
by Hugh Jass 2 December 13, 2010
Peter: "I have an appointment to Banish a White Russian from my Kremlin."
Nurse: "This is a sperm bank, you don't have to use the innuendo."
Peter: "Okay, where do I splooge?"
Nurse: "This is a sperm bank, you don't have to use the innuendo."
Peter: "Okay, where do I splooge?"
by Ozzmancometh70 July 11, 2009
Lining up shots of vodka on a treadmill then you and one friend have to drink as many shots as you can while another friend feeds more on the other side
Chris: yo I'm about to start the Russian conveyer belt!
Roger and Michael: lets go! Your ass could never put out enough shots in time!
Roger and Michael: lets go! Your ass could never put out enough shots in time!
by Misterbig April 08, 2014
The frothy lather created when a Russian gas cooker’s vaginal juices are mixed with man gravy, genital sweat a.k.a. Duck Butter and saliva, then laced with the odour of burned latex.
“Hey Denise, you should have seen the Russian Imperial Soap this gassie from St Petersburg left me with.”
by D. Slippington April 06, 2016