by Grant June 18, 2006
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by joe rockhead February 01, 2005
ass clown (ás kloun) n.:
one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
by DEEZ NUTS July 05, 2003
The result of a fully shaven vulva viewed from the front with hair still remaining near the anus at such an angle that it appears to form a goatee.
Man last night I was going down on Sue and she was so smooth but then I moved too low and hit her ass goatee. I wanted to puke up a hairball.
by trainee October 10, 2007
Popping one's genitalia into something or someone (or letting one pop their wiggler inside you) who is not their significant other. Like pulling a Benedict Arnold except this time it isn't a country being betrayed...it's one's personal piece of ass.
That filthy girl commited one of the biggest acts of ass treason imaginable...for not only did she open her legs for that random dude, but then took the Scotish Terrior home for a little under the covers desert.
by Ashton Bland October 24, 2006
A derrogatory term used to refer to one who is like an anal itch that you can't quite get rid of. More directly, it compares an extremely annoying person (usually a pestering co-worker) to a small burrowing insect that has made its home up your ass.
The term itself was most famously coined in a fit of rage by one Mat Noguchi, the notoriously hostile tools developer for Bungie Studios (creators of the Halo video game franchise).
The term itself was most famously coined in a fit of rage by one Mat Noguchi, the notoriously hostile tools developer for Bungie Studios (creators of the Halo video game franchise).
Bill (for the millionth time): "Hey Nick, do you have those reports ready for me yet?"
Nick: "GODDAMMIT BILL! FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME I WON'T HAVE THE REPORT DONE TILL FRIDAY! GOD YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS-WEEVIL!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!"
Nick: "GODDAMMIT BILL! FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME I WON'T HAVE THE REPORT DONE TILL FRIDAY! GOD YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS-WEEVIL!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!"
by Mr. Horsefly April 11, 2006