When taking a large dump and as it hits the water in the toilet the water splashes up and soaks your butt
by CHUCKLEWORTHY13 July 07, 2011
by peechybliss March 18, 2020
It's only to be expected that Dicky let Leo crash out in his pad after Leo had stolen stuff from everyone else he'd stayed with. So what if Dicky was warned about it in advance? He's a neuron-free zone.
by Fearman August 09, 2007
A cuck who is in a relationship with someone who only uses them for sex. The only reason they are with them still is because of the delusion that the person using them actually cares for them.
by Lumlotus May 26, 2018
(Drawing a square on my chest) THis is a frog landing zone buddy. If you feel froggy just leap Mother F***er!
by James Enockson May 08, 2006
When a guy or girl only wants you for sex and not a relationship. Similar to fuckzoned. Usually is accompanied by some bullshit reason of having got of out a relationship, wants to keep things light, had a bad break up in third grade, is super busy, etc. Opposite of friend zoned because his person doesn't care about your feelings.
Gf #1: Are you still talking to Sam?
Gf#2: Nah, he strung me along but in the end just fuck buddy zoned me.
Gf#2: Nah, he strung me along but in the end just fuck buddy zoned me.
by Sensitive Sally May 03, 2018
A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.
Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."
Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"
Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"
Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"
Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"
by Coops34 December 03, 2010