Soft in the paint

When you think you’re a good loader doing an exceptional job but really are just very average.
by THE GREATEST UB February 27, 2019
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Paint the shutters

A situation where someone runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use their hand to wipe after pooping (usually in a public restroom).
"Ginger was down to just the tube. She had to paint the shutters."
by Edward Hotspur September 29, 2013
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paint melters

When your farts smell so bad they melt paint.
Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!

Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!
by Gas man August 11, 2023
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Binge Painting

The act of painting for such a long time with no inhale protection, no goggles, no gloves until you collapse, lose consciousness, or drift off into sleep apnea. Symptoms of binge painting include blurred vision, dry mouth, sinus headache, being able to actually FEEL the soft tissue behind your eyes, and sensitive teeth.
1) Last day Antony was binge painting so hard that today I'm wondering if he can level-up by hitting his coworker with a spray can.
by amdb4z November 11, 2017
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Mississippi finger painting

Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..
Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.
by Mtlhead January 29, 2024
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Mississippi finger painting

Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..
Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.
by Mtlhead January 29, 2024
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4 girls finger paint

An absolutely aborently appalling internet shock video made by the same guys who made the infamous video, "Two girls, One cup".

This video includes some of the most diabolically disgusting fetishism known to man kind, and can only be topped by some seriously fucked up shit. It's nauseating vile brain got on a screen, and anyone who enjoys watching it needs to find fucking Jesus.

To summarize and describe the video, 4 girls finger paint is a pork video that starts out with one girl shitting over another girls anus, and then a different woman coming up and eating it, sloshing it around in her mouth like a soup. They then, as the video says, finger paint with this massive heap of stringy shit, and throw up on each other, and even in each other's mouths by sticking there fingers down their throats to trigger their gag reflex(you'd think what they were doing would be enough, but apparently not).

It's a 15-17 year old video, but still elicits very disgusted reactions, sometimes even throwing up, and people won't even finish the video. If you decide to find this video, proceed with caution and have a bin near by, you will most likely, at the very least, gag 5 times. If not, you truly have a densely fortified mind.
I searched up "4 girls finger paint " last night, and I must say, it didn't disappoint, I was quite disgusted.
by Destroyer of zoophiles December 12, 2023
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