paint yourself into a coroner

Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.

Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.

by QuacksO January 28, 2025

Emergency Paint Job

When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Soros’ payroll.

Eddie was super thirsty and in desperate need of an emergency paint job.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 8, 2025

Paint trade

It’s a gay phrase of accidentally shitting on the hot guy while doing the deed.

He definitely paint trade, he’s never bottomed.
I painted DL Trade all the time!

by Friendlyally March 1, 2025

Painting his balls

The act of squirting while he's balls deep and covering his balls with squirt

I overheard Nicole tell one of her girlfriends that she was painting his balls last night while her and her boyfriend were fucking

by Austinpowers445 March 3, 2025

Roman Paint Job

To paint, write, or otherwise mark upon any structure, vehicle, or surface, in order to protest fascism of anykind.

Damn, did you see what happened to the cyber truck? Someone gave it a Roman Paint Job because fElon Musk is a NAZI!

by Anonymous Painter March 11, 2025

Lead-Paint Job

From Tidewater Pidgin and Qarsherskiyan English, a Lead-Paint Job means a shooting. It is inferred that paint means blood and lead means lead bullets in this case, when pondering the origin of the term, which first surfaced by at least 1998 in downtown Newport News, VA from the slang and terminology of a now irrelevant gang that was mostly comprised of Qarsherskiyan Vodou practitioners.

There was a terrible Lead-Paint Job at Richneck Elememtary and a 6-year-old nearly ended his teacher, bloody awful, eh?

by Bad News VA ain't that bad March 13, 2025

Roman Paint Job

The act of painting, or marking the surface of an object for the purpose of protesting a fascist government, company, or person(s).

Wow, so many Tesslas have a Roman Paint Job.

by Anonymous Painter March 15, 2025