Booty splash zone

When taking a large dump and as it hits the water in the toilet the water splashes up and soaks your butt

Dude i was in the bathroom and had a massive Booty splash zone session!

by CHUCKLEWORTHY13 July 7, 2011

Asian-mom zoned

When a guy is after you and keeps nagging you like an Asian mom.

Girl: This guy kept texting me so I asian-mom zoned him.
Girl 2: Right on!

by peechybliss March 18, 2020

neuron-free zone

A complete idiot. Someone without a brain cell to their name.

It's only to be expected that Dicky let Leo crash out in his pad after Leo had stolen stuff from everyone else he'd stayed with. So what if Dicky was warned about it in advance? He's a neuron-free zone.

by Fearman August 10, 2007

friend with benefits zoned

A cuck who is in a relationship with someone who only uses them for sex. The only reason they are with them still is because of the delusion that the person using them actually cares for them.

Josh thought Linda loved him but in reality she friend with benefits zoned him.

by Lumlotus June 9, 2018

frog landing zone

Challenge to another person.

(Drawing a square on my chest) THis is a frog landing zone buddy. If you feel froggy just leap Mother F***er!

by James Enockson May 17, 2006

fuck buddy zoned

When a guy or girl only wants you for sex and not a relationship. Similar to fuckzoned. Usually is accompanied by some bullshit reason of having got of out a relationship, wants to keep things light, had a bad break up in third grade, is super busy, etc. Opposite of friend zoned because his person doesn't care about your feelings.

Gf #1: Are you still talking to Sam?
Gf#2: Nah, he strung me along but in the end just fuck buddy zoned me.

by Sensitive Sally June 1, 2018

parked in the red zone

When a girl won't have sex at all while on her period.

Jimmy: Did you get action last night?
Johnny: Nope, my boo's parked in the red zone...gotta wait till Friday.

by ltlredvxn June 1, 2005