Your self

Ugly, very ugly!

Friend 1: hey you are ugly
Friend 2: do you mean your self!

by LYLAwasHERE December 26, 2020

Your Mum

The answer to any question…literally.

Q:Who was the first president of America?

A:Your Mum

Q:What is the 58th Pokemon in the Pokédex

A:Your Mum

by Your______________Mum March 2, 2018

your mom

literally the best comeback to anything.

Person 1: OW! I just banged my toe!
You: And I just banged your mom!
Person 1: e

by c0mp1ex_val November 2, 2021

Your mom

The best thing to say to someone to make them uncomfortable

Bob: Hey Jim What did you do last night?
Jim: Your mom
Bob: ...

by JIMBOBJOE YOUR MOM December 16, 2019

your mama

The mama of the person this i said to, is in reality what ever is being discussed.

Person 1:"I'm working in contruction"
Person 2:"Your mama"
Person 1:"Ouhhh man"

by YoMamaDefiner123 January 9, 2022

on your watch

If something happens on your watch, you are responsible for it as you were in charge.

Also can mean on your time.

I won't smoke on your watch.

by mandylovepandy April 17, 2017

Your mother

what i fucked last night

I fucked your mother

by wtf?!?!?! July 17, 2003