Keyboard hands

When the hands of said keyboard user become increasingly veiny after process of playing/typing.

1-Woah man you got keyboard hands
2-Ah happens all the time when im playing

1-kinda hot though

2-Bro

by SickoBamba069 December 29, 2021

Willy hand

Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.

In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”

by Meadies January 10, 2016

Scorpion Hand

The act of getting your jollies off by purposely touching the spines of a lion fish and going totally limp with paralysis underwater creating a psudo-euphoric and dreamlike state similar to autoerotic asphyxiation.

Hey Randy, we don’t have time for scorpion hand tonight man. We have to see the ostracods.

by Ostracoddles May 8, 2022

Hand san

What Aussies are gonna be calling hand sanitizer during The rona

Hey man, I couldn't find any Hand san at the shops today.

by Iboredidie March 30, 2020

Hand switcher

Only weirdos switch hands when walking and the most elite do it too for maximum masterbation

Sam is a hand switcher

Penis

by Big penis man July 24, 2020

Dorito Hands

When one's hands are covered in dorito cheese and they, therefore, have limited access to hand-heavy activities.

Wanna play mario kart?
Give me a second, I have dorito hands right now.

by evyeniarocks June 14, 2015

Hand Skirt

A superior name for scrunchies. Generally used by superior teenagers.

While in science class. Kiley said to Abby, "It's like a little hand skirt!"

by KileyMorgan89 January 8, 2019