half-heimers

when a married couple is working on a half of a brain.

Our half-heimers is working because I forgot to buy wine at the store but he remembered.

by Imakokopelli October 19, 2010

half-sibling

Person who has just one parent in common with someone.

My half-sibling is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

half pincer

an intricate play used in games such as American football, hockey and checkers. involves forming an enclosure around a player to force him/her into submission. favoured by Mrs. Doubtfire, transvestite nanny, and Saint Jackolas, checkers icon.

St. Jackolas "man, check my badass half-pincer on Macaulay, Mrs. D!"
Mrs. Doubtfire "ooh very nice dear!"
Macaulay "please let me go home now."

by failure33object April 23, 2005

Half Thought

A thought that your thinking while your talking or listening to someone one else. And in your response back to them you don't fully say what your thinking or you change the contexts of your thoughts to what you think the other person wants to hear.

I should have just told him what i wanted to say instead of my half thoughts cause now I'm stuck doing something with him I really didn't want to do!

by One of a Kind K August 31, 2019

douce an a half

Large truck with 6 wheel drive, usually owned by the millitary to hall people or cargo

You see that douce an a half go through all that mud?

by Nuclear Mass April 19, 2010

half price

something that you say while drinking

i just made out with that chick again! HALF PRICE!

by Half Price Harry January 6, 2009

half dafty

A semi-erect penis.

I was sittin on the bus an a got a half dafty

I couldnae get it up that wee burd, ah only had a half dafty

by Frank Mac January 17, 2008