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Mr. Harris

A science teacher. He is nice and mean. He hates kids who always come up to him in the middle of class. He has cats and hates them. He is a grandpa.
Mr. Harris: Get in your seat Ballard
Ballard: *crying* you hurt my feel goods
by justagirlwithweirdfriendsjk January 9, 2018
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Harry frangleton

Oh look it’s the big sexy cunt Harry frangleton
by Josh1272 September 12, 2022
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Harry Styles

The only man in the world. Drives everybody nuts. Owns the ✌️ sign. The sweetest cupcake on the planet. His music saves lives. The best human being.
'Why don't you like these guys?'
'Well, they are not Harry Styles.'

'Harry Styles has raised my expectations in men'
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catelyn harris

A perfect girl who every guy should stay away from because Shes obviously taken.
Her Beautiful blue eyes and amazing smile could stun absolsolutly anyone even in their darkest time.
She can help anyone through any hard time at all.
Catelyn Harris is the most Beautiful girl to ever walk the earth. Period.
Hey you see that girl over there?
Yeah man is that Catelyn Harris?
Hell yea, I'm glad Shes mine
by Seahop June 16, 2016
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harry caddick

a ginger boy who is gay and retarded and also only replies with one word phrases such as dunno,meh,yeh,no
look at harry caddick the spas over there.
by ihdhushf May 9, 2018
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HARRY JONS

harry jons is a type of short person that would subjectively be the size of your toe
'omg you look so harry jons today!'
by sussyrooze July 24, 2021
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Harry Pottards

An obscenely large amount of the population who will lynch you if you don't like the books. Well, they would lynch you if they weren't too busy wanking over a set of the books.
Harry Pottards must be immediately quarantined to keep any taint out of the genetic pool, but most likely 45% of all the people you know are Harry Pottards to one degree or another.(90% if you're in school)The books are actually well written, unfortunately, there are those who take a good thing WAY TOO FUCKING FAR. Harry Pottards are born from typically young folks, and most seem to be illiterate. How they manage to read these books is unknown. It is theorized that they mate in the book lines, which is why the lines seem to triple if you blink. If you express your dislike for these holiest of holy books, they'll become very angry and might even attempt to hex you with their 'wands' that they picked up at Borders for 20$-because God forbid they spend that money on an actual book. A Harry Pottard cannot comprehend the simple fact that THERE ARE OTHER BOOKS IN THE WORLD. Do not try to reason with a Harry Pottard about how they might like to read 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' or 'Lord of the Rings' as a change of pace from Harry Potter books. This will not work. See examples for the different types of Harry Pottards.
Teeanger1- OMG DID YOU LOOK AT THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK?! OMG IT'S GOT WORDS IN IT!
Teenager2- Yeah, I was like, disappointed and like, stuff. They like, really, like took away from, like, the plot and like stuff.

Slightly more intelligent teenager3- Hey, Harry Potter was great and stuff, but I really liked the new Series of Unfortunate-

T1- OMG WHAT THE HELL?! OMG NOT KEWL. OMG.

T2- You should like, go burn in hell and like, stuff. The Harry Potter books are like, really awesome, and like better then, like your shitty books. Did you like, even like, read it or like, stuff?

Oprah Book Club Mom- I think it really SPEAKS to me as an individual, blah blah blah...it is clearly the voice of the younger generation...Blah, Blah Blah.

Teenager 3- But...but I don't hate it! I just want to read something else-

#1, #2, Oprah B C Mom- STONE HER!!!

Teenager 3- Fucking Harry Pottards!
by Orypeci April 23, 2009
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