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mad guitar murphy

a stereo type name for a person who sudduces young girls by plying them with drink and drugs and then having sex with them while they are half consious and making out he is some cool dood while people with common sense think he is a wanker .
low life alcoholic drug dealing cunt , mad guitar murphy .
by locks heath renegade master November 29, 2010
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Teaching Guitar

The act of having sex with the person you are teaching.
i was Teaching Guitar to Sarah over the summer.
by Limpzad November 29, 2011
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Rusty Guitar

The act of licking a females anal opening while reaching around and fingering her, resembling the act of playing a guitar. Somewhat like the Rusty Trombone
Non-Bro: Yo bro! I just rusty guitar'd that chick, it was insane!

Other guy: Yo you're sick man!
by SkunkBoi August 25, 2011
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Natty Gusta

(n) Acronym for the Augusta National Golf Course

rednecks that inhabit the outskirts of Augusta GA use this term as an abbreviation for the famous country club and Masters location Augusta National Golf Club

Also southern, white, semi-urban, males commonly referred to as "bros" may occasionally abuse this acronym in an attempt to further reinforce their "bro-ness", and also to draw attention to their self proclaimed "swagger"
Jarrett: Hunter! Whats up bro!

Hunter: My man J-money Jarrett! whats good bro?!
Jarrett: Not much bro, just walkin to Chick Fil A to meet up with this chick I met at the polo bros, yolo hoes party last Tuesday night.

Hunter: No way bro! I heard all the bitches got super wierd at that party!
Jarret: Ya dude it was an incredible experience for sure. What are you getting into this weekend bro?
Hunter: BRO! My Dad's client hooked him up with Master tickets, but he is in Dallas on a business trip.
Im going to Natty Gusta bro!
by ga white boy April 9, 2013
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The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar
Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....
by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016
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The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar
Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....
by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016
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The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar
Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....
by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016
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