A bong goblin is a young lady who is a permanent fixture of the student house party scene.
Can be found congregating in a smoky corner in the darkest recess of the party, getting wasted on any homemade weed delivery mechanism such as a bong. A bong goblin generally passes out due to copious inhalation of said weed.
The bong goblin is also generally a candidate for a good ol' tee-bagging and the occasional spooge incident.
In summary, a crack whore in training
Can be found congregating in a smoky corner in the darkest recess of the party, getting wasted on any homemade weed delivery mechanism such as a bong. A bong goblin generally passes out due to copious inhalation of said weed.
The bong goblin is also generally a candidate for a good ol' tee-bagging and the occasional spooge incident.
In summary, a crack whore in training
Kev - Did you see Sophie at the party last night? She was wasted man
Chris - She is nothing but a Bong Goblin
Kev - I hear that
Chris - She is nothing but a Bong Goblin
Kev - I hear that
by bigS March 29, 2014
(noun) A mythical goblin that steals the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.
by MrGrimmace February 10, 2021
Slang for Americans who are occupying places (ie the Middle East) in an attempt to gain resources like… oil. Lol.
Man 1: “I saw another plan fly in yesterday.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”
by Daddy Oregano August 22, 2021
Someone who gives too agressive oral sex, including putting balls in their mouth. They will do anything to give head.
by KweefGurl April 15, 2022
by PorkyDePuig May 12, 2021
Someone who is a carefree and chaotic person online but incredibly fragile and introverted in real life. They are like this online because they are behind a screen and will most likely never see the people they're talking to again. Will immediately fold when anyone asks to be their friend online
"There is someone I keep seeing in valorant games but everytime I try to friend him he acts like a Digi-Goblin and leaves immediately"
by ShindayaLupin November 05, 2023
One who’s throat game is immaculate. Based off the iconic sound from the “Clash Royale” card, the Dart Goblin.
by krmpie March 04, 2022