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a very scary private area on either a boy or girl
brittany's goblin Gootch was to scary for Peter Scateregia although he is a tool it was to unbarable for him
by Mark Rice jr. January 8, 2009
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Goblin of the year award

An award handed out to the current years greatest goblin (chosen by the 5 democratically nominated wisest goblins) during the annual goblin festival, during said festival, multiple other goblin related activites are also usually participated in.
"Yo bro are you going to the goblin festival this year?" - Goblin 1
"Yeah! I hope ill be nominated for the goblin of the year award this time!" -Goblin 2
by Gooblebob Wibber Moop the 4th February 19, 2024
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Slut Goblin

A malicious, mischievous, greedy female who is small and grotesque in manners, yet sexy as fuck. Usually with fake hair, nails, and eyelashes and make-up that look almost cartoonish. Similar to a fuck gremlin. Taking her home will be the best sex you have ever had at the cost of your dishes, and anything else breakable or stealable.
lat night i picked up a slut goblin at the local pub.
by the coyote kid May 18, 2020
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door goblins

People who stand in small public spaces such as hallways or doors, and block the way of other people, often while talking to friends or on their phone. Especially prevalent in schools where students walk to different classes on the campus.
Student 1: Everybody was stopped for a minute when I arrived at the classroom. What happened?
Student 2: Ah it was just another of those door goblins fucking everything up.
by CapitalistDwarf July 12, 2020
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Nob Goblin

A male or female who actually can’t help themselves but suck penises whenever they can.
Jesus Christ Sally is a real Nob Goblin look at her go!
by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019
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Copper Goblin

Meth heads, tweakers and junkies have a penchant for precious metals and other bartering goods, copper, in particular. They can be seen rummaging through dumpsters around industrial complexes but are most commonly spotted under the hood of a Kia in a nightclub parking lot. Typical markings include: someone else’s discarded cigarette butt hanging, stuck to their bottom lip; shorts so dirty you wonder how they could possibly get that way; a ripped football T-shirt from a Super Bowl in the 90’s; and sometimes during breeding season, a white plastic ‘thank you’ bag tied in a knot filled with various unknown goods. Juveniles have a full set of teeth; adults have few to no teeth. One particularly unique trait of this goblin is a distinct musk gland that emits an odor akin to lukewarm scrotum and industrial paint thinner. If one sees a questionable act they must shout in an authoritative voice from a distance or shine bright light upon the subject in question. If the subject proceeds to scatter towards a nearby chain link fence holding their arms to their chest with a full ripped t shirt of scrap metal like a frightened squirrel- one has positively identified a Copper Goblin.
I drove by the cemetery on my way home and observed a breeding pair of copper goblins eying the iron entry gates.

We stopped at Home Depot the other day, when we walked by the dumpster we could hear the rummaging of an entire herd of copper goblins!

Did you know that copper goblins, when molting from larva to adult, can lose up to one tooth per week while consuming more than half their body weight in raw amphetamines?
by Fishingwithdabrigs June 25, 2023
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Goblin Wind

A most noxious expulsion of flatulence with malicious intent.
He released the goblin wind with the windows up, causing his niece to lose her lunch on the back seat of the Subaru.
by Wqrdsmith September 18, 2021
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