sneaky German

Sneaking off to bed when you have friends round for drinks! Not saying a word. Just disappearing

Where’s Andy gone? Oh he’s done a sneaky German

by Mrsb88 October 28, 2022

German snowman

Also known as a North Dakota snowman. The German snow man is achieved by using canned air/"cleaning duster" tipping the can upside down ,then inserting the upside down can spray tip into someones anus and spraying the freezing cold substance. This freezing the person's skin.

I just gave my brother the good old German snowman("North Dakota snowman") so he'd quit complaining about being too warm .

by LyssaMFB November 5, 2022

German

The most awkward, intricate, and fascinating people on the planet.

Germans, much like Americans, value technology and “new things”.

Germans, if you will, might be considered “emo” or “emotional”. Germans never fail to make a situation more poetic.

If I could describe him in one word, it would be German.

by Queburst November 6, 2022

german empire

yemen but flipped....

Random guy 1: Hey, what if you flip Yemen flag?
Random Yemeni guy: that would be german empire.... so not.

by hellothere356 November 13, 2022

Beat the Germans Day

On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.

Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true

by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021

German Friday

When you shower and then take a massive shit within the hour.

Man I feel fresh! Ope wait a second, ima pull a German Friday! *explodes toilet*

by Codybay1 December 18, 2021

German Bias

1 Getting beaten up by other Nations but just then your strengths are comin out.
2 Being shit until the team throws up and you have to defend.

"Everything was just fine, but then German Bias hit and his FDG got citadelled by a DD"

by N7_Machine December 26, 2021