#mad fresh sheep

a sheep woth the fastest glassen and tha rolex

Look att thet #mad fresh sheep. He raping that bird

by darealraka October 3, 2019

fresh air monster

When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking

Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster

by G dogo June 17, 2024

Fresh Air

Sharkey goes out to smoke some weed.

Imma go get some fresh air .

by ImBakk March 31, 2018

Fresh eyes

My Therapist for my 93-year-old mother as she comes into her at home and looks at it with fresh eyes and tells us immediately what we can do to improve it’s therapist for my 93-year-old mother as she comes into her at home and looks at it with fresh eyes and tells us immediately what we can do to improve it

Susan my 93 year old Moms Occupational therapist came into our home and With her fresh eyes told us immediately what we could do to enhance our dear mothers life

by Shitney1999 February 1, 2022

Fresh Paint

1. The new coat of make-up a girl applies after runinging her first coat crying over some motherfucker she should of known was gonna cheat on her just from the fact she stole him from another girl (he cheated with her)

2. A brand new painting from an artist; they are either braging about there skill and rubbing it in, or they're trying to sell it for food money (they're not called starving artists for nothing)

1. Girl(on instigram): " Got dat fresh paint #freash paint #movingon #Icandobeter #he'sapeiceofshit #bitchbettercatchdeshands #whyme #plstakemeback

2. Artist: "I got some 'freash paint' if you're intrested"
Freind: "how about I pour you a bowl of cereal and you take that box of ramen noodles in the cupboard"
Artist: *threw tears* "thankyou"

by WHYMUSTYOUSTOPINEVERYDOORWAY August 18, 2017

google me fresh

That’s cool

Did you get a bike google me fresh

by Dog log July 22, 2023

fresh corndog

An act during sex when a guy is giving anal and he unexpectedly gets his dick shat on by the girl

Sally: “Hey, what did you do with Drew last night?”
Marissa: “He wanted to do something new during sex so I gave him the fresh corndog. He hated it.”
Sally: “Omg girl! You are such a crackhead.”

by Bedcliff June 27, 2021