in a flap

When there’s no chicken in KFC and you don’t know what to do.

Ahh mate, KFC have run out of chicken, I’m in a flap.

by OxfordJohnson February 21, 2018

Flap

usually in a negative connotation: a canadian

Aboot wtf is that? Get that flap shit outa here.

by snargleflax December 4, 2023

Flap burp

When you go down on a lass, spread her legs to open the heavenly gates, as you go down on her you do a loud burp right between the flaps. ( excessive amounts of either alcohol or gas-inducing drinks help with vibrations)

(Dan) Do you remember that 'Shiela' from the bar last night Shane?
(Shane) yeah the one with the fat arse?
(Dan) yeah mate that's the one, well I took her home and after all that beer.......I had to give her the good ol' flap burp!

by Hippybeardo September 29, 2023

pigeon flap

the stretchy wrinkled useless bit of skin on your elbow that looks like its come from a naked chicken.

your pigeon flap isnt very stretchy

by cherryspig July 8, 2016

Beefy Flap Jacks

The skin that is left hanging after someone pushes a large Walrus dildo up the booty.

Damn your beefy flap jacks are torn up out after taking such a large Walrus dildo!

by Melamyemma October 7, 2017

Retford Flap

A Retford flap is one in which a minimum of 5 hours is taken for a flap to be raised. It is not restricted to a specific flap or area of the body. All flaps can be considered to be Retford if there are severe delays and cancellations that affect the smooth running of operations. Often a queue will be formed as a result.

Surgeon 1: “Bro, why is this flap taking you to so long to raise?”
Surgeon 2: “Don’t blame me bro, it’s a Retford flap - those lunatics from admin didn’t do their jobs properly.”

by Seratonin Bradykinin December 3, 2023

up the flaps

another term for fingering

I did lucy up the flaps last night

by Up the flaps March 29, 2017