Flextape

Flextape is the creation of god who lent his power to humans to fix any issue, excluding communism.

Flextape is amazing!
I know, it’s better than xbox!
Don’t go that far, Bumblebee!

by A certain Bumblebee April 3, 2020

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flexysexy

flexysexy is the rare ability that some fortunate humans possess. these people are physically able to suck their own penises. it is rumoured that no person, nor any vacuum cleaner can quite suffice the ultimate power of a blowjob, but when one is giving the good succ to themselves it is at its best. the sheer pleasure can cause an innocent mind to shatter into the subatomic realm, whilst the face of their now dead body is covered in explosive amounts of jizz. if you have this blessed yet cursed ability i pray to you, do not let in to your dirty temptations. do not tell ANYONE about this. there are many cases of the fbi finding people who can commit flexysexy, ending in their disappearance.

“hey bro, i think i know how to flexysexy.”
“oh yeh? prove it!”
*FBI OPEN UP*

by c_u_t_t_l_e_r_y May 31, 2020

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flexum

To bend a banana the wrong way.

I can’t believe you flexumed that banana, it’s now sad.

by lucyhuw September 26, 2020

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Flexxxy

Flexxxy, when you flex, show off or unknowingly stand out; while being someone whom is good looking with a Dad bod I.E Flexxxy.

When you drive a lifted truck (not leveling kits) and are good looking with a Dad bod, your truck is Flexxxy.

Damn, your Dad's truck is Flexxxy.

by Dad Flex November 16, 2020

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