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bagel finagled

To get your booty taken!
Marlon Givens got his bagel finagled last night!
by Melvo_c_3 October 25, 2017
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funded fiancée

n. feminine (for sticklers), (masculine: funded fiancé): An engaged individual whose housing and living costs are completely covered by the opposite party in the engagement.
What does Joe's fiancée do for a living? She's a funded fiancée. I think she volunteers somewhere.
by Dkr. J February 23, 2018
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The final Stand

This is when you plan to end it with a bang. You hang yourself, while jerking off to a picture of your best friend’s mom, and right before you blow your load you shoot yourself. Most effective is you do it as your best friend is entering in the room your in.
Bro, you see that billy did the final stand last night.
by Humpdaddy August 7, 2020
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The Final Fantasy Legend II House

This is my house. My close friends know, that even though I am a guy, I am Priestess Kai/Ki, from Makai Toushi Saga 2: Hihou Densetsu/Final Fantasy Legend II, and Saga 2: Hihou Densestu - Goddess of Destiny. Final Fantasy Legend II, also appears in Collection of Saga/Final Fantasy Legend, known in Japan, as The Saga Collection.
Being the real-life version, of Priestess Kai/Ki, living in The Final Fantasy Legend II House, brings me much joy! Then I will no longer have to hate myself, and can accept myself, as a real life Anime JRPG character!
by jrpgkin April 13, 2022
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namjoons..fiance

namjoons.fiance aka my bestfriend is like the best tiktoker that has ever been around. if you are seeing this and don’t already follow her on tiktok you definitely should. she’s the best ever. love you namjoons.fiance
person one: do you follow namjoons..fiance on tiktok?
person two: yes! she posts the best edits of kim namjoon from bts
by namjoonisfrbabe May 9, 2022
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The Final Warning Shot

That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.
"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "

"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."

From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
by Rory Grue January 3, 2023
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national fiancé day

on september 4th is national fiancé day
get your fiancé something nice
by imchylersexual August 13, 2023
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