i fuck your mum

fucking your mum

from Dedji and JJ

suck my dick and i fuck your mum so hard last night that she died in the moment

i fuck your mum by mamadou October 19, 2015

fuck your self 

Why the fuck are you even here and type this in urbandictionary anyway? I mean i can go fuck my self right now if you wont stop reading and yes, Welcome to the Internet( you're a bitch btw).

Person 1 - hey do you have a life?
Person 2 -Guys, just go Fuck your self

fuck your self by AGotALife September 28, 2017

Fuck your hat 

A quick one line statement used when you have no come-back. Ie, if someone outsmarts you.

"Ryan, your breath smells like shit"
"Fuck your hat dicko"

Fuck your hat by Denis T June 17, 2008

fuck your gender 

A famous comic done by "trouble x" including some batches worn by many
agender and gendercritical people in Europe.

"They wanted to brainfuck me yet at the beginning with their stereotype
gender crap, but at some point I showed them how "fuck your gender" I really am."

"Male? Female? Fuck your gender!"

fuck your gender by Uma Thulkjashdkh February 27, 2019

Fuck your Couch 

The ability to fuck a womens couch. The original "Fuck your Couch"

Richard Prior (live on the sunset strip). Rich hooks up with a playboy bunny and heads over to he apartment. When he arrives he is surprised at how nice the apartment is and says "Well If I Don't get to Fuck you I Can Always Fuck your Couch".

Fuck your Couch by pokerintheear September 11, 2010

Go fuck yourself 

An incomprehensible amount of anything, used as a measurement rather than a statement.

EXAMPLE A "Dude, why are you so jittery?" "I drank a go fuck yourself amount of coffee at work!!!" "So, like how much? Gimme a number." "I lost count after 30!"

EXAMPLE B "Ugh I just drank a litre of gin." "Go fuck yourself!"

EXAMPLE C "How are you feeling today?" "GO FUCK YOURSELF! Yeah that pretty much sums it up..."

Go fuck yourself by thatfunkymotherfunker November 1, 2010

hide and go fuck yourself

What you tell a Mikey who is stamping the ground in front of you for no apparent reason...

nonmikey:Hey mikey, what are you stomping?
Mikey:DERFA!!
nonmikey:heres an idea!
mikey:HUH DERFA HUH?
nonmikey:how about you going out side and enjoying a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself

hide and go fuck yourself by That Guy, yeah ME December 16, 2008