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retard fish

A slang term coined by a group of biology students in the Bahamas, used in place of "stupid", "idiot", "ignorant", or simply "retard". Also, "fuckin' idiot" or (fuckin')"bastard".
Can also be utilized as a form of endearment, in lieu of "silly".
Hayden is such a retard fish, I mean, I can't believe he actually pronounced 'egregious' incorrectly.

Or:
Bush stole money from small, sickly children- what a retard fish!

Or:
Emily, you're such a spazz- silly retard fish! :)
by P-Unit, Jass, Puff January 5, 2009
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Swamp Fish Pro

One who often seeks affection from ugly girls. A master of swamp fishing.
That kids a swamp fish pro man; last week he had a chick with a cock eye and now he's got one with a uni-brow... Gross!
by Vic T March 23, 2008
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Scandinavian Fish Market

You're doin your girl doggie style and you fillet a fish on her back. Enjoy
"Aw Dad this fish tastes superb"
"I got it from the Scandinavian Fish Market"
by th3 g0ggl3r July 26, 2009
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kill a fish

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly foul.
Sam: I need to go kill a fish.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, feed the alligators, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 9, 2008
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banana fish cakes

a banana fish cake is a trains that farted on a banana after being eaten alive by cho mama and is extremely hot sexy and spicy is used to attract dolphins into mating with a train causing them to have a little trolphin. Trolphins are often mistaken as trollphins which is a dolphin that is also a troll. (Yes I have issues)
by Trolphins February 26, 2015
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dead-fish

What I'm going to hide under the seat of my ex's car.
(After getting into the car)
"Is that dead-fish smell me, or is my new girlfriend just in the car somewhere?"
by His worst mistake February 29, 2008
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Fish On

a subversive colloquialism, often used by male friends or 'mates', to comment on the fact that one of the males has captured the interest of some third party, most commonly a sexually viable female
Peter : Dude! Steph just added me on facebook.

John : Reckon she's keen?

Peter : Yeh dude, Fish On!
by jimmah32 August 12, 2014
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