He could be a jerk but a bitch sometimes he always be looking at guy ass he never admits that he likes dick he mostly like black dick and watches bbc porn
by Kevin vvv June 5, 2019

He's the kind of guy that tries his best at things, sarcastic, absent-minded, and dense. Kind to everybody even people who probably don't deserve it. His wonderful eyes are very beautiful. A dark coffee and very large, a gentle giant and a troll at the same time. He jokes at inappropriate times, says the wrong things to people, but is always honest to people. No matter the situation, would rather be brutally honest than lie. A nerd, who spends his time playing League of Legends, and Contemplating Life. He's the kind of guy you would want to be best friends with. Dense with feelings although, will not understand things unless properly explained. Stupid in common sense ways, a genius in book smarts. Too innocent to make moves on girls while also being a pervert at the same time. He's the most confusing, infuriating being anybody has ever met. But that's what we love about him.
Person 1: "What kind of guy is Eric?"
Person 2: "Eric is the type of person to be depressed and lookup someone else's urban dictionary definition for him and edit it slightly to make it more accurate about himself"
Person 2: "Eric is the type of person to be depressed and lookup someone else's urban dictionary definition for him and edit it slightly to make it more accurate about himself"
by Silent Blade October 5, 2019

by bigdickasourosrex July 9, 2020

The most amazing local arizona bass player around. His stage presence is second to none. He likes lasagna and is in the sickest melodic bluegrass death metal country band called taranchula
Have you heard of the band The Devil Wears Prada??
Yeah dude, the bassist can almost pull off a Eric Battle.
Yeah dude, the bassist can almost pull off a Eric Battle.
by Andrew Spoon December 30, 2011

Eric is an infamous resident of Ligonier PA known for his obsession with full sized wheels of cheese. He consumes a full cheese wheel daily. His width and height are the same dimension, however he doesn't let this stop him from scooting down the steps on his ass after his mother cuts open a cheese wheel package. The smell attracts him like a vampire fiending for blood. Wearing nothing other than a shirt with a large wildlife graphic, he attacks the cheese wheel in a frenzy as his parents watch with beaming pride.
by Kurtis Wright May 7, 2025

Louis-Eric is such a cock muncher!
by CoqK7 November 27, 2016

He is a great guy loves ass kissing and having dmcs with close friends about life. He is a loner when he needs his own space but will always be there when you need them most. They are fun,loyal mostly kind and definitely funny know how to treat a lady like letting them walk first or opening the door.
Eric
by Thispagewasmadeforme October 8, 2020
